Please Ring the Bell for Service

Human Resources, how might I direct your call?

Congregation: Press One.

Human Resources, how might I direct your call?

Congregation: Please fill out the attached paperwork.

Human Resources, please take a seat in the waiting room.

Congregation: Christ, have mercy.

Inhuman Resources: Lord, have mercy.

Human resources: Christ, have mercy.

All: Lord, forgive us our sins. Save us from the fires of hell.